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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In June I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Thursday I donated bone marrow to metaphorge in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Wednesday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In May I gave matthewdavisfox a kidney (1000 points). In October I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).

Overall, I've been nice (1551 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!

Sincerely,
djmermaid

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From: jovino Date: December 8th, 2005 10:25 pm (UTC) (Link)

hmmm...

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In October I bought porn for lord_kook (-10 points). In March I didn't flush (-1 points). Last week I broke lurabeaumont's X-Box (-12 points). In September I gave uckticoonox a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In February I signed my organ donor card (28 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-5 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
jovino

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djmermaid From: djmermaid Date: December 10th, 2005 12:49 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: hmmm...

You naughty boy! We'll have to see about that spanking!!!

There's really no excuse for any of that behaviour. You know Jeremy can perfectly well find his own porn! And, poor Lura and Uck! Tsk, tsk.

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