anyway. obviously NO ONE can read my mind. people can't even read my twitter feed and understand what I'm on about!
so, you know that tattoo I got right after wondercon? it's still itchy and healing. so. when you're healing a tattoo you can't wear anything too tight over it. this means I have been spending even more time than usual in my jammiez and as comfy as they are, I'm getting kinda sick of not having many options. I've twittered a few times about the tattoo, and yesterday I bitched about not having a choice of what to wear, saying "I don't know how u pregnant chicks can stand it for 9 months" and BAMMO EVERYONE THINKS I AM PREG. which I did NOT SAY. I said "U PREGNANT CHICKS" - ie, U - NOT ME. but people are so baby-happy that they are all freaking out about how awesome it is.
and it is pushing my last button. people are all congratulating me and shit. I AM NOT PREGNANT - AND, IT WOULD NOT BE A GOOD THING IF I WAS! for fuck's sake, I am starting a BUSINESS!
ugh. I know they are trying to be nice, but OMG PLEASE, I am HORRIFIED! by the thought! there is more to life than reproducing!!!!!
no offense to parents or anyone, i am talking about ME here and I am having a big ol' fucking SQUICK over this so please just skip over it if you don't like what I said or how I said it, ok? thanks, I REALLY appreciate it. this is actually freaking me out a lot more than it should.
ok, gotta get off the computer and do something productive.