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Ugh... spring cleanings! I am looking for a "magic" solution for my… - adventures of a red-headed stepchild in the house of love
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Ugh... spring cleanings!

I am looking for a "magic" solution for my grill... a few years back, I got a nice gas grill - for burning man, etc.  I also offered it up for use at my brunches, with the caveat that it not be used for pork (or bacon, natch) which I do not eat. 

Well, wouldn't you know that the Problematic Ex  KNOWINGLY and PURPOSEFULLY violated this  well known boundary of mine (...along with "I Will Not Fuck Teh Crazy" and numerous others.) 

It's just SO FRUSTRATING!!!   If he had EVER had half of the impetus to respect me that he had to try to fuck whatever skinny little girl came along, this would NOT have happened!  But what *I* wanted just didn't even register - it was all about whatever he had to do to get his dick into whatever little 23 yr old hottie came along!  So, onto the grill (MY grill!) went the nasty ass bacon, while he knew PERFECTLY WELL that this was NOT ok with me, yet he chose to do nothing.  (Lest ye think this is just ex-bitterness on my behalf, let me emphasize that he told me he saw it happening and CHOSE to do nothing!) 

I know a lot of my friends love bacon, but at the same time I think we all wish to respect one another, and I'm sure that had the bacon-cookers been aware of my desire to keep my grill clean, this would have never happened.  Unfortunately, the Self-Centered-Ex was unable to speak up on my behalf, lest it lead to him not getting LAID by whatever little cutie girl brought the bacon (which, btw, was also specifically requested in the invite to be *cooked* if you were going to bring it). (And nevermind that she didn't fuck him ANYWAY!)

So, once again, I am SO ANGRY at the Problematic Ex!  FUCK HIM!!! 

Once again, I am left to ask: WHAT was I "THINKING" in getting involved?!

I want to STAB HIM IN THE EYE!

Ugh. 

So.  I am stuck trying to scrape bacon grease (which should have NEVER been there in the first place!) off my nice grill.

Maybe his motherfuckign metal BOX (in "illegal-to-live-there-land") will burn up! 

I hate to admit it, but I would totally welcome that.  Sorry to say.

DIE, EVIL EX, DIE!  (hateya, meanit)

ugh.  I KNOW this is bad for me.  but, with all he's done to me, used me, taken advantage, etc... what am I SUPPOSED to do?!?!?!?  (suggestions?  ideas?  eml me thru my LJ page, please!)  Suggestions for getting rid of greasy grime or for being less angry are both welcome.

***sigh***

I'm feeling: angry angry

6 smooches or Gimme Some Love!
Comments
silverseabear From: silverseabear Date: June 28th, 2007 03:23 am (UTC) (Link)
Carbonated water is fabulous for cleaning/cutting grease.
bovil From: bovil Date: June 28th, 2007 03:47 am (UTC) (Link)
Turn the grill up to "nuke" and close the lid; leave it on for 10-15 minutes. The grease will turn to carbon, and then possibly to ash. Scrape with a wire brush while hot.
From: catwoman69y2k Date: June 28th, 2007 05:09 am (UTC) (Link)
Simply stop loaning him anything. Tell him that if he cannot respect your property than it is clear that he does not respect you. I would love to know who this ex is too so I could give him a good tongue lashing myself. What a dick!
theassassinnox From: theassassinnox Date: June 28th, 2007 05:24 am (UTC) (Link)
*stabs*

I am also of the no bacon club (not Kosher). I feel your pain.

Best of luck getting it nice and clean again.

~S
From: cinnamon_grrrl Date: June 28th, 2007 07:58 am (UTC) (Link)
How do I email you through LJ? (Sorry, I'm kind of LJ-challenged.)
silverfae From: silverfae Date: June 28th, 2007 03:27 pm (UTC) (Link)
Simple Green removes all kinds of grease, even the most stubborn kind.
And it smells fairly nice.

What a poopoohead!
6 smooches or Gimme Some Love!